This has to be the the most wonderful headline I’ve ever seen.
A penpal of mine in upstate New York once told me that that region has just two seasons: “winter” and “July”.
There are a lot of other Pat Berrys in the world, and occasionally I hear from somebody who’s looking for one of them.
From time to time, I’ve seen statements in computer magazines that one year of real time equals some larger number of Internet years. The implication, I suppose, is that things happen much faster on the Net than they do in real life.