{"id":243,"date":"2005-02-24T13:28:05","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T13:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=243"},"modified":"2005-02-24T13:28:05","modified_gmt":"2005-02-24T13:28:05","slug":"cold_turkey_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Cold turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tomorrow is moving day. The IBM site where I work in Raleigh is being closed, and everyone here is moving to the main site out at Research Triangle Park. Preparing for the move is no big deal for me; I’ve only been here for two years, so I haven’t accumulated very much stuff. And I have almost no paper files, just half a drawer full. I think I can fit everything I have, apart from my computer, into a single moving box. We’re getting all new office furniture at our new location, so we don’t have to move any of that stuff. This should be effortless.
\nBut not painless. I’m currently going through caffeine withdrawal. Until now, we’ve had voluntary “coffee clubs” operating in all three buildings at this site. You can either pay by the cup or pay a flat monthly fee for unlimited coffee (which is what I did). But in preparation for the move, the existing coffee clubs have shut down. At first, this was a good thing; the coffee in my club has been free as the club used up its remaining stocks of coffee grounds, creamer, sweeteners, and other supplies.
\nAbout a week ago, the regular coffee ran out. There’s still some decaf left, but man cannot live on decaf alone. So now I’m stumbling through my day with an empty mug, trying to keep my eyes open. It’s rough. By a strange coincidence, comic strip character Brent Sienna<\/a> (he’s the one drinking directly from the coffeepot) is going through the same thing<\/a>.
\nWe do have a coffee vending machine, but if I’m going to get my caffeine fix from a machine, I’ll just buy a Dr. Pepper or a Mountain Dew. Except that I can’t! The drink machines take dollar bills, but all I have is a five-dollar bill, which is useless<\/em>! I’m going to have to go to the convenience store that’s diagonally across the intersection from here, which means going outside and waiting in the rain for the crossing signal to change. Twice<\/em>. And then twice more<\/em> on my way back! Aaarrgghh!!! Okay, gotta calm down. Deep breaths.
\nWe start work at our new offices on Monday, at which point I’ll have access to coffee again. I’m not sure I’m going to make it.
\nUPDATE: Another strange coincidence. As I was standing on the street corner waiting to cross, a Toyota Sienna<\/a> drove by right in front of me.
\nFURTHER UPDATE: About an hour after I posted this, the coffee maker on my floor was dismantled, packed up, and taken away. So now I can’t even have decaf any more. KHAAAN!!!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

About a week ago, the regular coffee ran out. There’s still some decaf left, but man cannot live on decaf alone. I’m not sure I’m going to make it.
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