{"id":257,"date":"2005-05-12T11:41:19","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T11:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=257"},"modified":"2005-05-12T11:41:19","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T11:41:19","slug":"moment_of_trium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Moment of triumph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glarkware.com\/productcart\/pc\/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=3&#038;idproduct=1824\">T-shirt ordering page<\/a> made me chuckle &#8212; not because of the shirt itself, but because of the way the description is written. Notice that it never actually explains what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starwars.com\/databank\/character\/grandmofftarkin\/img\/movie_bg.jpg\">the shirt&#8217;s design<\/a> <em>is<\/em>. Glarkware assumes that you will instantly recognize it, and the phrase &#8220;moment of triumph&#8221; as well. (In fact, you should be able to quote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starwars.stopklatka.pl\/sounds\/evacuate.wav\">that entire scene<\/a> from memory.) If you have to have these things explained to you, you aren&#8217;t the kind of person who would wear this shirt anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This T-shirt ordering page made me chuckle &#8212; not because of the shirt itself, but because of the way the description is written.<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=257\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}