{"id":306,"date":"2006-09-05T14:50:19","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T14:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=306"},"modified":"2006-09-05T14:50:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T14:50:19","slug":"aliens_in_roswe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"Aliens in Roswell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are there aliens in Roswell, New Mexico? People have been debating that question since 1947. Now the matter has been settled. Last week, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement authorities <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ice.gov\/pi\/news\/newsreleases\/articles\/060829roswell.htm\">arrested 15 aliens<\/a> in Roswell. What were they doing there? Painting military airplanes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are there aliens in Roswell, New Mexico? People have been debating that question since 1947. Now the matter has been settled.<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=306\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}