{"id":327,"date":"2007-03-08T15:32:59","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T15:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=327"},"modified":"2007-03-08T15:32:59","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T15:32:59","slug":"annoyatron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Annoy-A-Tron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/electronic\/8c52\/\">ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron<\/a> is an electronic device with a single purpose: to drive someone crazy. It&#8217;s a tiny circuit board (smaller than a business card) that generates short beeps at random intervals. The idea is to hide it somewhere near where your victim works (a built-in magnet helps you do this) and watch him or her go nuts trying to figure out where the sound is coming from. The Annoy-A-Tron can run for up to a month on the (included) watch battery &#8212; and of course you can sneak in and install a new battery if you want the torture to continue.<br \/>\nIt goes without saying that this gadget is evil. But you have to admire the ingenuity of the diabolical genius who designed it. And it only costs $9.99, so it&#8217;s an infernal device that even the most cash-strapped villain can afford.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ThinkGeek Annoy-A-Tron is an electronic device with a single purpose: to drive someone crazy.<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=327\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}