{"id":7,"date":"2001-10-04T10:45:10","date_gmt":"2001-10-04T10:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=7"},"modified":"2001-10-04T10:45:10","modified_gmt":"2001-10-04T10:45:10","slug":"bumper_stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"Bumper stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic on I-40 was exceptionally horrible this morning, leaving me with plenty of opportunities to read the messages on the back of other people&#8217;s vehicles. As usual, most of them made me say &#8220;huh?&#8221; For example, this one is my pick for Most Unnecessary Advice Ever: BE AS YOU ARE. And can someone explain to me what A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE is supposed to mean? But I liked the upside-down one that said IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE TURN ME OVER.<br \/>\nThe most baffling bumper sticker I&#8217;ve seen recently was not on a car, but stuck to the inside of the sneeze shield at a food court serving line. It said &#8220;GOD&#8221; BLESS AMERICA. Apparently &#8220;God&#8221; is not His real name, just a pseudonym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic on I-40 was exceptionally horrible this morning, leaving me with plenty of opportunities to read the messages on the back of other people&#8217;s vehicles. As usual, most of them made me say &#8220;huh?&#8221; For example, this one is my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=7\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}