{"id":94,"date":"2003-02-14T15:52:30","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T15:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=94"},"modified":"2003-02-14T15:52:30","modified_gmt":"2003-02-14T15:52:30","slug":"code_level_gray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"Code Level Gray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that this week&#8217;s Terror Alert has turned out to be a <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/sections\/wnt\/US\/terror030213_falsealarm.html\">false alarm<\/a>, what are you supposed to do with all the duct tape that you rushed out and bought because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/nation\/2003-02-10-qna-usat_x.htm\">the government told you to<\/a>? Well, you could just add it to your stockpile of Y2K supplies (snort). Or you could use it to make a costume for your local <a href=\"http:\/\/www.octanecreative.com\/ducttape\/ducttapeball\/\">Duct Tape Ball<\/a>.<br \/>\nWhat do you mean, your community doesn&#8217;t have a Duct Tape Ball? <i>Organize one!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that this week&#8217;s Terror Alert has turned out to be a false alarm, what are you supposed to do with all the duct tape that you rushed out and bought because the government told you to? Well, you could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/?p=94\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patberry.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}