Are there aliens in Roswell, New Mexico? People have been debating that question since 1947. Now the matter has been settled. Last week, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement authorities arrested 15 aliens in Roswell. What were they doing there? Painting military airplanes!
This is such a straight-faced news release, but we figured that the Department of Homeland Security people probably had no sense of humor. In any case, it’s good that we know the truth at last!